Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Even Vampires need to shop at Target!

It's been a crazy few weeks. I don't know why but I'm quite popular this month and have been going non-stop.

Last Thursday I went with several of my co-workers to see "The Full Monty" at a local theater. I got to view a local news anchor's naked rump. Very interesting. The musical was done very well - the singers were great, the acting was good, and there was plenty of skin for all the old (70+) ladies in the audience!

This Saturday I went shopping with a co-worker/friend. We then went out to eat at a lovely little local restaurant where I had a salad with broiled chicken, curried almonds, and ginger lime dressing. It was delicious. We then went to see Peter Mayer sing. I tried to convince April he was John Mayer's dad, but she wasn't buying it. The concert was very good (whenever he sings his song "Holy Now" it just sends chills up and down my spine!). At one point I texted April regarding a guy sitting a few feet in front of me and my friend...
ME: Don't wear a Polaris jacket and a black mock turtle neck to a folk concert.
APRIL: Don't be 29 and attend a folk concert.
Me: Shut it!
APRIL: BURN!

On Monday of this week I was wearing a very cute new outfit -a pair of khaki pants and a see-through dressy navy blue and red blouse. And of course the moment I got to work I spilled a bunch of chili all over myself. I had to go home and change. And then a co-worker pointed out that I had a flat tire. She was sure I had gotten when I went home to change from the chili incident. Bad, crabby day!

Today the Easter Bunny was at our university passing out Easter eggs. One of my co-workers received a coupon for a free cup of coffee. Several other co-workers received candy in their eggs. I, of course, got a condom in my Easter egg. *SIGH*

My cell phone has been on the fritz lately. Perhaps it is because I lost it for a whole evening and the found it open in a snow bank. Maybe not. Anyway, I'm planning on switching to a free phone I got when I bought my current one. But before I did that I wanted to move all my pictures from my cell phone to my computer. Here are some long overdue pictures of my second Bon Iver concert, Hillary Clinton and Al Franken, Stella, and a few crazy things I stumbled across! Enjoy and HAPPY EASTER!



















Bon Iver - Look how close we were! Me-ow! Look at those ARMS! DOUBLE MEOW!












Hillary Clinton and Al Franken. This may sound cheesy, but Hillary made me proud to be a woman in America!





















Glamour Shot! and..."Somebody's watching me!"




















How could I forget about Neko Case? Great concert! Can't wait to see her again this month!




















Someone (NOT ME) at my local Kohl's store re-arranged these letters to spell "boobs." Hahahaha! Boobs!











I found a pair of Vampire teeth in the parking lot of Target about a month ago. Even Vampires need to shop at Target!

4 smart aleck remarks:

Rachie said...

Ha! I laughed so hard when you texted me the BOOBS picture. We all know I'm really a 14-year-old boy. I need to clear the pictures off of my phone--they're mostly of the Police and NKOTB concerts I went to MONTHS ago. **sigh** Why must I be so lazy and unmotivated?

kate said...

i love that song "holy now". makes me think of public radio in the mornings at home. sad. :(

i i eee said...

Boobs.

I really like Hillary.

Sad about the chili/flat tire incident.

April said...

OH! I totes forgot to tell you a boobs story! Remind me later.

Oh, Bon Iver. The things I would do to you.

Next up, Neko and M. Ward! Woohoo!!